andraste: Why, yes, this is my tentacle sex icon ... (Shiny Objects)
Last night my subconscious gifted me with:

A) A Les Miserables/Murderbot fusion AU where Javert was a SecUnit who didn't have a working governor module but nobody noticed because of course he still followed all the rules. (No word on whether he passed the time watching Sanctuary Moon. Probably not.)

B) The excellent but also extremely random crossover pairing of Sten from Dragon Age/Asterius from Hades. Also they were on a boat for some reason??? Theseus was of course sulking in the background; hopefully whatever situation that put Sten and Asterius on the same ship had also deposited Iron Bull there to console him?
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... and now for something I did not dig up off my hard drive, for a change. Written for the Small Fandoms Drabblethon. (If that sounds cool to you, you have until the end of February to write small fandom drabbles!)

Shade (100 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dragon Age: Absolution (Cartoon)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Rezaren Ammosine, Original Character
Additional Tags: Drabble

Summary: The other side of the Veil is not what it expected.

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The exciting story of how this one sat on my hard drive for five years: I wrote most of it for a ficathon, decided it was terrible the day before the deadline, hurriedly wrote a completely different story for my assignment. Eventually I came back to it and decided that it could be made far less terrible with some editing, and here we are.

Atrast Nal Tunsha (1945 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Renn (Dragon Age), Valta (Dragon Age)
Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Body Horror

Summary: When they first met, Renn thought that Valta wouldn't last the day.

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Lost Horizons (4755 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Dagna/Lace Harding
Characters: Dagna (Dragon Age), Lace Harding
Summary:

Dagna and Harding have different ways of investigating the world, but some Inquisition missions require more than one skill set.



(Looking at my last few stories, I think my 'Dragon Age' brand - insofar as I have one - is 'two characters who never really met in canon have UST.' These two were so much fun to write together!)
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So, this week's Star Trek: Discovery got me thinking about moments when you realise that your favourite character is your favourite. Because, at least for me, with some characters it's practically instantaneous, and with others it takes a while, and sometimes I don't figure it out until later.

Spoilers for this week's Disco. And also for who my favourite Disco character is, I guess. )

This is not the first time that this has happened - believe it or not, it took me until I got on the internet and started looking for fanfiction to realise that Charles Xavier was my Best Beloved. (Keep in mind that this was 1996 and there was basically no fanfic about him at the time. Had I a time machine, I would love to pop back to my annoyed teenage self and reassure her that this was not going to be a problem for her twenty years down the road ...)

On the other hand, I knew that I loved Magneto basically as soon as he appeared and began talking. There's also the time the Twelfth Doctor was talking to a tramp about his face and I thought 'he is my favourite Doctor.' (I then told myself I was being ridiculous because it was far too soon to make up my mind after less than half an episode, but my love never wavered after that.) With Londo Mollari it took until he told Adira was his password was, and with G'Kar it was the singing to his lunch, so both of those happened pretty early. I think Merrill became my favourite Dragon Age character somewhere during that first hilariously awkward conversation with Hawke, but I don't think I knew that until at least the second time I played the game. I don't even remember a time when I didn't love Starscream - I definitely did by 1987 when I was distressed by his death. (Little did I know that he would end up dying and coming back in most versions of the canon to the point where I would become completely blasé about it.)

... all of which to say, if there's a pattern in any of that, I do not know what it is. But sometimes you really don't know you love a thing until you think it might be gone. Or you cannot find any fanfic about it.
andraste: The first official screenshot of Lady Hawke, female protagonist of Dragon Age 2. (New Worlds)
Today I finished running my latest character through Trespasser, which means that I have created THIRTY DRAGON AGE PROTAGONISTS. That is really a lot. (I mean, one largely exists as a theoretical possibility in the Keep and another as a Keep worldstate and a cameo in Inquisition. But they're baked into a worldstate that includes a real Inquisitor, so I count them anyway.)

So far I have made fifteen humans, six dwarves, six elves and three qunari. Eleven warriors, eight mages, nine rogues. Sixteen female characters and fourteen male. Nine Heroes of Ferelden, three Orlesian Commanders, nine Hawkes and nine Inquisitors. I have smooched all seventeen love interests, plus Dairren and Iona, Teli AND Mardy on the same night, Gorrim, Bella and Kaitlyn, Gheyna, Jethan and many inhabitants of both the Blooming Rose and the Pearl including a couple of nugs. I would have smooched Scout Harding, too, but the game does not let you get that far. One of these days I will make a female Dalish who loves Tamlen and someone who sleeps with that one lady in Josephine's quest just so I can say that somewhere, in some universe, one of my protagonists has snogged everyone. (Except Cammen, I guess. Not touching that with a ten foot poll.) As of today I've beaten every fight on Nightmare, and have every achievement but one. (My desire to get all achievements is fundamentally incompatible with my desire to play DA2 on Nightmare so friendly fire stays on. I guess there are people out there good enough to get through a whole act without anyone falling in battle on Nightmare, but I am not one of those people. The Origins achievement for playing the whole game without the main character falling unconscious was so much easier.)

So far this has all taken me ... somewhere north of two thousand hours, I think? I've spent nine hundred in Inquisition alone, and I know DAO took me around eighty the first time I played. (After all these years I can finish DAO, Awakening and all the DLC in less than sixty, but that's because I die a lot less and don't read the codex entries any more because I know them off by heart.) I guess some people would feel like that was wasted time, but the truth is I enjoyed almost every one of those two thousand hours immensely and can think of few things I'd have been preferred to be doing. It's certainly been a big part of my life these last (almost) ten years.

I am already antsy at the idea of lasting until DA4 without making a new character, but I am sort of out of worldstate ideas at this point. I guess I could make another Mahariel, Tabris or Surana or maybe an Aeducan who makes it to the end of the game alive, or friendmance Anders or Isabela, but at this point I have seen most of the content and pretty much every scenario I'm really interested in.

I do have a theoretical Perfect World State in mind, but I feel like I at least need to know a hell of a lot more about #The Dread Wolf Rises before I commit to that, and I may even need to wait until I've played it. Just for starters: if I don't know what the race options are or even if there are any, how can I choose what race the Inquisitor should be??? (I mean, obviously the Warden should be a dwarf, because the dwarf origins are the best ones and if you play as Brosca you save them from an even worse fate than what happens to the other origin stories. Also, you get to be a Paragon, dwarves are the best, Q.E.D.)
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I debated for quite some time about which hub to go to after Lothering. The Brecilian Forest was right out - Wulfric wasn't used to life in surface civilisation yet, let alone ready to go hiking in the woods where there were apparently even MORE annoying bugs and weird animals that want to eat you. (I mean, the Deep Roads have their own annoying bugs and weird animals that want to eat you, not to mention annoying weird bugs that want to eat you, but he's used to those.) He was also less than keen to return to Orzammar begging for help and doubted that they wouldn't just execute him on the spot for breaking his exile. That left the Tower and Redcliffe.

After talking to Alistiair and hearing a few rumours around town, he ultimately decided on the Tower since it didn't sound like Arl Eamon would be a lot of help. (He was incredulous that the humans thought they could solve their problem by finding a burned up corpse. Guess how pleased he's going to be about that quest. Of course, the Tower did not turn out to be in a better state, but he hadn't heard those rumours in Lothering.

After Shale threatened to crush Carroll's head (good golem friend!) Wulfric quickly learned he was going to get a lot more practice fighting abominations than he really wanted. He was pleased to see that cool old lady he chatted with at Ostagar was still alive, and delighted to dump Morrigan out of the party in favour of her. Wulfric actually agrees with Morrigan about a lot more things, but for just that that reason he doesn't trust her as far as he could throw her. While she was shapeshifted into a bear. And while he may not agree with Wynne about much he admires her willingness to stand up for her principles and the fact that she obviously has her head on straight. Morrigan saying they should kill all the Circle mages because they didn't fight for their freedom was the absolute last straw for Wulfric.

I mean, if you asked him what he thought of the Casteless, he would tell you that they were pathetic, not proper dwarves, and that if they wouldn't fight for a better station in life then they didn't deserve one. But if you said '... so let's go to Dust Town and kill them all!' he would be horrified. He believes in killing his enemies, but he also believes in making sure people are his enemies before getting out the murderknife. The fact that there were mage children present when Morrigan made her 'survival of the fittest' speech didn't help win him over, either. (He's got a soft spot for kids. Hope he remembers that when he runs into that noble hunter again ...) Not having any particular fear of mages or demons, he wanted to make sure that the people in there were actually horrible monsters before he agreed to kill them.

Anyway, up the endless stairs he went with Alistair and Shale and his new ally Wynne, and all was going quite well until they ran into that one Sloth demon ...

(Apparently I had way more to say about not very much gameplay than I thought I did. So tomorrow: the Fade.)
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Today on the continuing adventures of Wulfric Aeducan: the Kokari Wilds! The Joining! The Tower of Ishal! Finally, some shoes!

Further adventures below the cut. )
andraste: The first official screenshot of Lady Hawke, female protagonist of Dragon Age 2. (New Worlds)
At once point or another, I have played all of the origin stories in Dragon Age: Origins, but the two dwarf stories remain my favourites. (I think I slightly prefer the noble to the commoner, but they're both wonderful.) While I do have plans for another Brosca in the future, this time around I made another Aeducan. My favourite DA protagonist ever - maybe my favourite RPG character I've ever made - was my first Aeducan Warden, so this guy has a lot to live up to.

We'll see how that's going ... )

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