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Half of Friday and all day Saturday I had one of those irritating tension headaches that just would not go away whatever I did, and then as soon as Antony Green said that there was no way for the coalition to form majority government, it just ... melted. I guess I'm not surprised that I was tense, but I've never felt such profound physical relief at an election result.

I oppose the LNP for what might politely be termed a metric fuckton of reasons, but on a purely personal level I've spent the last few years worried that everyone on a dole payment is going to be shoved onto the cashless welfare card. In addition to being a terrible policy that only serves to line the pockets of the Liberals' pals over at Indue, this would have been extremely bad for me personally. My landlord doesn't even know I'm on social security (because it's none of his damn business) and private renters are under no obligation to take the card. I have no idea if the ALP will do a review of JobSeeker payments, but I'll settle for still being able to pay my rent and shop wherever I want instead of where Indue thinks poor people should be allowed to shop.

Now if the ALP can just implement the Uluru statement, wrangle together some sensible climate change policies, repair relations with our neighbours in the Pacific, reset the conversation with China, fix the NDIS, cancel those nuclear submarines we don't need, set up a federal ICAC, fund Medicare properly, do something about childcare costs, make sure aged care is safe and fit for purpose and build a real NBN they'll be making a very good start. (Look, after nine years of coalition rule, there is a lot to fix.)
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So, this has been a bit of an exciting week in Australian politics. By which I mean that everyone I know has been glued to the 24-hour ABC news channel or walking around yelling 'WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???' at each other and there was a lot of sound and fury that signified nothing. (This is easily the most pointless of all the leader-stabbings that have occurred here over the last decade, and I expect that very little will change except that Andrew Bolt and co. will be whining about someone different in Monday's papers. The chance that they will develop self-awareness and shut up for a bit seems, um, remote.)

While various people were shanking various other people in an attempt to become our next glorious leader, journalists entertained themselves by showing the general public pictures of Liberal leadership candidates Scott Morrison and Peter Dutton and asking who they were. It turns out that just over half of people surveyed knew who Scott Morrison was, and Dutton's recognition rate was much lower than that. So the country is full of people who get up every day and go to work and take their children to school and make dinner and watch TV and don't know who the Treasurer is.

I cannot imagine what that must be like. I literally cannot remember a time when I didn't know these things - I grew up with two political junkies for parents, and at the age of four, I proudly announced my intention to vote for Bob Hawke. My parents did not have the heart to tell me that pre-school aged children were not allowed to vote, so after I 'helped' fill in the ballot paper at the next federal election I loudly announced that we'd voted Labor to everyone at the polling place. Since we were living in a very safe National seat, they hurried me back to the car ... When I was nine, I had to correct my teacher about who the opposition leader was. (To be fair to her, Andrew Peacock had shanked John Howard only a short time before. Because this kind of thing has always happened, just not with such shocking regularity and not usually to actual Prime Ministers.)

A few years ago before the last federal election, I found myself explaining the difference between the Labor party, the Liberal party and the Nationals to my best friend's younger sister. She's a geological engineer, both intelligent and well-educated, but she'd never taken any interest whatsoever in politics. Like far too many people, she thinks that it's boring.

Which is the other thing I will never understand. Being a political junkie is endlessly frustrating and frequently heartbreaking, but boring??? Especially now that we have a leadership spill on a near-annual basis!
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This is the most depressing election campaign ever. It's 4:30am on election day, and I still don't know what I'm going to do when I get into the booth. I don't want anyone to win. It's awful.

However, if I was voting based solely on advertising campaigns, it would be the Australian Sex Party all the way:



I don't like how they're distributing their preferences, but I'll be putting their candidates high up on my Senate ballot.
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This is really not how I wanted Australia to end up with its first female Prime Minister, but on the other hand I can't be sorry to have one.

It was always going to be an interesting election, and I guess the sharp contrast between Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott won't hurt the ALP.

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