Andraste

This week, drabbles! (Well, a drabble for now. I have a few more floating around that I'm hoping to polish up.)

Approximately two million years ago - OK, more like two - I saw this prompt on the areyougame ficathon free-for-all prompt list:

Maggey/Gumshoe: coitus constantly interruptus - "We were born under an unlucky star."

It took me a while to get it right. Not unlike the characters in this story. Thank you, whoever originally wrote this prompt.

Summary: The first time goes about as well as you'd expect.

Rating: T for unlucky cops attempting to get laid.

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Yes, I am posting a finished story for the second time in two weeks. Nobody faint! (This has actually been sitting on my hard drive forever in a mostly-done state, but never mind that.)

Pairing Eternal OT4: Winston/Ray/Peter/Egon. In various configurations.

Contains: I think 'naked Ghostbusters and sexual situations' just about covers it. Not actually porn, though. (Maybe some other time.)

Word Count: Circa 1500.

Summary: Winston gets to know his new co-workers better.

Pointlessly Obsessive Continuity Note: Real Ghostbusters fans will already be aware of the relationship between the movie and the cartoon series. Basically, in the RGB universe Ghostbusters is a Hollywood adaptation of things that happened to the characters before the series opened. All the major events shown in the film occurred, complete with demonic portals in the fridge. This story is set between when the team recruited Winston and when they fought the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man for the first time, but it's very much toonverse rather than movieverse. (Somehow I doubt anyone but me cares exactly where this fits into canon, but there you have it.)

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Because it's a quiet night at work and I finally transferred my pile of unfinished drabbles and unused prompts to Google Docs. Hopefully there will be more fic posting in the semi-immediate future.

Summary: Stranger things have come to be. But not many.

Pairing: Peter/Egon

Author's Note: Because I have long thought of I Don't Believe You as the perfect Peter/Egon theme song.

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Pairing: Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth

Summary: "If you don't stop pulling on my hair," Miles said, "I'm not going to continue."

Author's Note: This is a PWP, pretty much. It was meant to be finished for springkink last November, but that ... didn't happen. I have no idea when this is meant to take place in canon, and advise you not to bother thinking about it either.

Contains: Explicit gay lawyer sex, amateur bondage.

( The prosecution never rests. )

Rating: R

Warnings: Potential squick dead ahead! And I don't just mean the giant robot slash.

Author's Note: Oh, god, I can't believe I wrote this. For springkink.

( Forward Planning )

Rating: G

Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski. (I guess that means my swinging both Rays if officially official now, hooray!)

Summary: I'm sorry, I couldn't resist *g*.

( *waves hands* )

Rating: Um, probably R. In this instance the fine distinctions escape me. Just know that there is cop-on-Mountie action herein described in some degree of detail.

Pairing: Fraser/RayV.

Disclaimer: Alas, I do not own any of these things in this story.

( Ray should have known that the evening had been going too well. )

Rating: PG.

Continuity: Between X2 and X3.

Author's Note: So a while ago, youngest_one asked for: 'Bobby Drake, strippers.' Who am I to refuse such a request?

( Does not actually contain Bobby Drake, I'm afraid, although he's there in spirit. )

Rating: PG

Author's Notes: Continuing my project of clearing stuff off my hard drive, here's something I posted in bits way back in 2005 and never got around to cleaning up. If you've already read it, there's no new material here, just fewer typos *g*.

Summary: Five things that never happened to Bialar Crais.

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Rating: PG-13

Summary: Victoria's Secret ended differently.

Author's Notes: It is far, far too early in this relationship for me to be writing fanfiction. But they would not shut up. I even googled '1971 Buick Riviera' today.

I'm certain someone has done this idea before, since it's such an obvious scenario, but I'm not actually ripping anyone off. Just new and ignorant and with a head full of noisy muses *g*.

( Spoilers for twelve-year-old show dead ahead. )