Cliff, Marry, Shag Results

[andraste]

Well, this certainly put me in a better mood, even if my day at work didn't really improve :-). Thank you for your help!



apathocles suggested: Tracks, Captain Jack, Starscream.

I think I want to see a story where those three compete to see who is the most vain and fabulous *g*. But I'm just dodging the question ...

I think I have to push Tracks off the cliff, even though he is the least able to survive. (Captain Jack would just bounce back and Starscream can fly. When he remembers.) Don't worry, I'm sure Ratchet can fix him! Then I would marry Jack. No doubt he would leave me for a man in a blue box or some other passing alien inside six months, but it would be fun while it lasted. I would shag Starscream, because marrying evil planes is a bad idea.

selenak suggested: Londo Mollari, Hiro Nakamura, the Doctor.

You fiend!

I am torn between pushing Londo off the cliff, on the grounds that he would probably be better off, and the Doctor, on the grounds that he would just regenerate anyway. But in the end I don't think I could look Londo Mollari in the eye and shove him off a cliff, whereas I might manage it with the Doctor, depending on which version. Either way, though, I marry Hiro. We could do geeky things together - imagine having a husband who could teleport you to GenCon, or back in time to when they broadcast the lost episodes of Doctor Who! Then I probably push the Doctor off a cliff, as long as he's not in an incarnation I particularly adore. And shag Londo Mollari. Great Maker.

quixotic_sense suggested: Classic Who Master, Movie Who Master, New Who Master.

... my flist is evil. In other breaking news, water is wet and the Master is a tiny bit evil.

Obviously Roberts!Master gets the cliff treatment. Boo Roberts!Master! I think I would marry the Classic Version, unless he were in one of his walking corpse phases. Maybe even then, because if Lucy Saxon is anything to go by being married to 'Harry' isn't any fun. I would totally shag him, though.

salted_pin suggested Bester, Vash and Vecchio.

Oh, boy, this is a tough one! If I was married to Bester, I'd have to produce wee little telepathic offspring for the good of the Corps. On the other hand, much as I love Vash I suspect being married to Vash would drive me COMPLETELY INSANE inside of three days. So I guess I marry Vecchio, which is probably not a bad idea anyway *g*. I am sorely tempted by the prospect of telepathic sex, but I don't think I could push Vash off a cliff. So: cliff for Bester, shag Vash.

monanotlisa suggested Crichton, Crais and Talyn!John.

Errr. I push Crichton off a cliff, then marry his clone and wait for him to meet his inevitable tragic fate. Then I shag Crais. Hooray!

lilacsigil suggested the Face of Boe, Optimus Prime, Pilot.

Oh, dear. I think I have to cliff Pilot! I feel very, very bad afterwards though. Marrying my childhood sweetheart Optimus Prime would prove some consolation, though. And I would totally shag the Face of Boe assuming I could work out how. He has billions of years of experience and used to be Captain Jack Harkness, that has to be worth a go!

mylexie suggested Moya, the TARDIS amd, a Vorlon ship (B5).

Wow, that is weird! But not in a bad way. I think I would push Moya off the cliff, knowing that she'd just fly off with Pilot *g*. I would marry the TARDIS, and travel through time and space with her. Sex00ring a Vorlon ship would just have to be interesting ...

Comments

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

Don't be fooled by Tracks's expression in my icon. He is Most Displeased. (In a really fabulous, bitchy way.)

I push Crichton off a cliff, then marry his clone and wait for him to meet his inevitable tragic fate.

HA.

Also, I cannot believe you chose the Face of Boe over Pilot, even if it is Jack. D:

Pilot has tentacles!

You seem to be s3xx0ring a lot of aircraft/spacecraft, today.

[andraste]

Don't be fooled by Tracks's expression in my icon. He is Most Displeased. (In a really fabulous, bitchy way.)

Hey, if it were allowed by the rules of the game, I would let him shag Starscream while I stood by with the video camera ...

Pilot has tentacles!

But so does the Face of Boe!

You seem to be s3xx0ring a lot of aircraft/spacecraft, today.

Yes. It is a good day for s3x with a plane!

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

Hey, if it were allowed by the rules of the game, I would let him shag Starscream while I stood by with the video camera ...

Happy. Place.

Pilot has tentacles!

But so does the Face of Boe!

AUGH. The thought of getting tentacle raped by the Face of Boe is SO UNAPPEALLING. XD

It is a good day for s3x with a plane!

It is always a good day for s3x with a plane!

ALSO. Remember how we were talking about the cracky human names certain TFs got given in the Malay dub?

Check out what they did to Fortress Maximus. (http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Fortress_Maximus_%28G1%29) XD

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

Also, I only just remembered that Tracks can fly. PHEW.

[selenak.livejournal.com]

I try my best to be demonic.*g* As ill luck would have it, you wouldn't get Nine or One to shove, but Four, and Five would look at you very reproachfully while climbing up. However, I'm sure Londo would come through with spectacular tentacle sex!