Starscream's Sexy Report Cards

While context is for the week, I should probably explain that one day apathocles, saltedpin and I decided that, back in the day, Starscream made up his mind which faction to join by having sex with everyone he could find. The Decepticons turned out to be better in bed, so he turned to evil - but not before giving a scathing report cards to a couple of dozen Autobots. Over fifty comments worth of Starscream sex00ring everything in sight resulted.

Anyway, I thought these well worth collecting outside Ap's locked journal. If anyone else wants to contribute by adding some characters we neglected to the list, feel free. Starscream seems to have time travelled in order to have sex with characters who didn't exist until after he died, so don't let plausibility constrain you.

Special new bonus ratings tacked onto the end by yours truly!

( Not safe for those who object strenuously to giant robot slash. )