andraste: The reason half the internet imagines me as Patrick Stewart. (Default)
Dude, my Baldur's Gate II character just totally had sex in a cave! Twice.

I was not aware it was even possible for this particular lovetalk of Anomen's to trigger in a dungeon area; possibly it was because we were still within the confines of the city. My character is a paladin, so I tend to use the pirate cave behind the Sea's Bounty tavern as a stronghold until I can be bothered killing Firkraag. (It's a great temporary refuge for fighters, druids and rangers as well, since theirs are inconveniently out of town.) Hence, cave sex. Possibly Anomen told her to think of it as a love grotto [1].

The thing of it is, it's not a very big cave, especially with six people in it. I can only imagine that Keto and Yoshimo, uh, entertained each other as well, leaving Xan stuck with babysitting Minsc, Boo and Lilacor [2].

I am a terrible person for thinking that with all the extra relationships and romantic encounters that have already been written for this game, it's a dreadful oversight that nobody has yet added an orgy mod.

[1] First person to name the reference wins a no-prize.

[2] Mod NPCs for the win.
andraste: The reason half the internet imagines me as Patrick Stewart. (Default)
Grief is a funny thing; I have been dealing with mine by playing Baldur's Gate for a week solid. There is something incredibly soothing about splattering pixel monsters all over the place.

I'm into the srs biznes end of the game, just about to hit Candlekeep, with all my characters maxed out in level. I'm considering whether I want to install Tales of the Sword Coast - I've not done it so far because it nerfs Hide In Shadows big time - but I think I'd rather deal with Saervok and move on to BSGII. Only my copy is in a shed at my parents' place, three hours drive away. Does anyone in town have a copy of BSGII/Throne of Bhaal I could borrow for a while? I doubt I'll finish that in a week, especially since I now have to get back to actual schoolwork.

Only of interest to people who have played BSG/BSGII, and containing spoilers if anyone still cares at this late stage... )

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