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Recently, I finished watching the original Star Trek, beginning to end. Which actually makes it the first complete Trek that I have seen every single episode of! (I skipped an episode of DS9 - Covenant, I think? - because Selena advised me I was better off without it and I trust her judgement on these things, and I didn't watch all of the first two seasons of TNG because life is too short.) On the whole I enjoyed it, the irritations of television produced in the sixties not withstanding.

Things I had not previously realised about original Star Trek:

1. Random crew members wearing red die a lot, but not as often as I was expecting from the legendary power of the curse. (According to statistics I googled, it's really just being security personnel that you need to avoid. Those guys die incessantly. Which I guess is kind of their job.)

2. It's much funnier than I was expecting. I mean, intentionally. It's also the other kind of hilarious sometimes, but that's only to be expected after a gap of so many decades. I still think my favourite joke is the look on Kirk's face in The Trouble With Tribbles when Scotty explains why he had to beat up those Klingons. (Oh, like you wouldn't have punched the guy who called your beloved a garbage scow, Jim.)

3. Wow, Leonard Nimoy truly was the Most Valuable Player here, and it becomes particularly obvious whenever he's called on to play something other than Spock. Or to play Spock who has temporarily been afflicted with ~feelings~. This is not any insult to the rest of the cast, but he earned his reputation.

4. That said, Shatner is way better than pop culture osmosis would lead you to believe. (Especially in the first two seasons - I think he got a little lazy in the last one. Maybe one of those actors who needs a director to reign him in? Which would make sense given the stories of his behaviour on set.)

5. It's sort of boggling just how often Kirk's plan boiled down to 'seduce the closest pretty girl.' Except when he delegates that part of the job to McCoy or even Spock if she's a Romulan. It's even more boggling how often this works.

6. OMG, Kirk is lucky that his command style works out for him. The number of times the whole senior crew could have been taken out by one unlucky transporter accident is pretty frightening. I know they called this out in Generations, but still.

7. There were definitely more cats than I was expecting. Or, more aliens disguised as cats, anyway. It's a shame that later Trek series don't contain so many felines - I guess that after the various Spot actors were such a pain to work with during TNG they swore of animals that were difficult to wrangle. (Beagles are better behaved and fish just do their thing and look pretty in the back of the shot.)

8. I remain unconvinced that anyone understands or has ever understood the Prime Directive.

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Date: 2018-06-04 07:00 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] selenak
Truly a situation where a multiverse portal swap would confuse everyone involved, and not only because Bester can pronounce the letter w.

When I wrote my B5/DS9 crossover for Multiverse wherein Bester meets Garak, I had the Starfleet crew notice the resemblance, of course, but this being the middle of the Dominion War, they just assumed at first that Bester was a Founder who for some reason had shapeshifted into looking like a legendary member of Kirk's crew, and not even in the right 100 something age. And there are some (very few) crossovers which use the actor factor directly, but I've never found one that satisfied me.

Mind you: any plot developing would depend on the age in which they switch places. A young Ensign Chekov ending up on the B5 era when Bester was young would be discovered as a non-telepath (not to mention non-Psi Cop) instantly because chances are he'd end up among other telepaths, and even if he wasn't, if, say, young Alfred B. was on a mission among mundanes, he'd give himself away instantly. Meanwhile, young Bester on board Enterprise might stay undetected somewhat longer, but he'd assume this was an elaborate mind game/test scenario (because these if you take the Psi Corps novels as canon were actually inflicted on telepaths growing up within the Corps as Bester did quite often, and he would be in his early 20s, so school days weren't that long ago), even accounting for the fact the thoughts of everyone around him don't match with that theory. Once he does figure out this is for real, he's absolutely unlikely to simply ask for help and very likely to start implanting orders in people's minds, at which points this turns into another alien intruder with superpowers episode and/or Kirk gets Gary Mitchell flashbacks, only now he thinks it's young Pavcel who's gone insane.

Otoh, if they are middle aged, things might happen a bit differently. Because middle aged Chekov is not only more seasoned but past many a bizarre experience and might be able to bluff long enough to find allies before being arrested as an impersonator. For maximum hilarity, of course, he needs to be en route to B5 when the switch happens and meet with fellow Russian Ivanova first thing. (How on earth he's going to convince her he's not Bester playing games, I have no idea.) Meanwhile, I can't decide whether Bester being dumped in Chekov's place during that encounter with Khan at the start of ST II would consider Khan a fellow homo superior or a mundane with delusions. (Physical superiority and heightened intelligence do not a mutant make, or do they?) He'd definitely try to take advantage of the situation, but how?

You would think that A Piece of the Action alone would convince Kirk of its value, never mind Patterns of Force

Oh God, don't remind me. Patterns of Force is so dumb, and I never can decide whether the "historian" who in it supposedly founded this society or Marla McGivers in Space Seed are a more insulting depiction of the profession.

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