Last night, I dreamed that the Tenth Doctor had been turned into a vampire and was travelling through time drinking the blood of his former selves. It has to be said that Five didn't put up much of a struggle.
Three did not feature in the dream, alas. I have a feeling Vampire!Ten went after Five because he knew he'd be the easiest one to bite. (Well, after Eight, perhaps.) Three would probably ward him off with Venusian Aikido.
As I was reading this, I thought to myself "what would be the next step in fannish sexy bonus points? Vampire Doctor in a dress? ... OH MY GOD VAMPIRE DOCTOR IN A DRESS."
I broke my own brain... but I totally blame you. *points*
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Date: 2008-12-05 03:01 am (UTC)I can't help think he'd taste of celery soup.
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Date: 2008-12-05 03:46 am (UTC)WRITE IT!
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Date: 2008-12-10 04:25 am (UTC)I come up with a disturbingly large percentage of my story ideas in dreams. My subconscious is clearly the creative one *g*.
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Date: 2008-12-10 04:25 am (UTC)He is, and he did *g*.
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Date: 2008-12-10 04:26 am (UTC)After a year of writing almost nothing, I do NOT need to break the drought writing Five/Ten vampire pr0n. Really.
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Date: 2008-12-10 04:27 am (UTC)IT DOES NOT.
... well, maybe it does, but I've barely written anything all year!
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Date: 2008-12-10 04:28 am (UTC)Three did not feature in the dream, alas. I have a feeling Vampire!Ten went after Five because he knew he'd be the easiest one to bite. (Well, after Eight, perhaps.) Three would probably ward him off with Venusian Aikido.
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Date: 2008-12-10 04:29 am (UTC)Unfotunately, I have not written anything much all year, so I don't feel able to make promises.
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Date: 2008-12-10 04:30 am (UTC)It seems to be a surprisingly popular concept! I guess that if Doctors = sexy and vampires = sexy then Vampire!Doctors = sexier.
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Date: 2008-12-11 11:00 pm (UTC)As I was reading this, I thought to myself "what would be the next step in fannish sexy bonus points? Vampire Doctor in a dress? ... OH MY GOD VAMPIRE DOCTOR IN A DRESS."
I broke my own brain... but I totally blame you. *points*
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Date: 2008-12-12 06:43 am (UTC)Anyway, I was being sarcastic.
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Date: 2008-12-14 07:48 am (UTC)This is indeed true. And the idea seems surprisingly popular!
I wish I knew why my Doctor Who plot bunnies are always full of so much crack, though.