Yuletide Letter

It's that time of the year again! And although sign-ups haven't actually opened yet, I know what I want and have my prompts ready, so I might as well post this now.

Dear Yulegoat,

First of all, thank you for offering to write in one of my fandoms! I hope you have fun.

I'm pretty easy-going as far as content goes. I like gen, slash, femslash, het and whatever other genre or combination of genres you care to come up with. I love all of the fandoms and the characters I requested. The only thing I really don't want to see in your story is animal harm. (Oh, and as far as kinks go I am not into scat, watersports and other bodily fluids but those are just 'those kinks are not my kinks and that's OK' things.)

I am equally comfortable with any rating from G to NC-17. I don't mind angst and/or unhappy endings. Fluff is fine. Character death is fine. Violence is fine. Sex is fine. Christmas stories are fine. I love crossovers and dig AUs. I like both zombies and BDSM. (Uh, not that I expect a story about either of those things, they just seem to be mentioned in a lot of Yuletide letters.)

You can ignore everything here and just write me anything you want with the characters I requested. Optional details are optional, but I know most people like to have prompts to bounce off. Feel free to combine prompts.

( Actual requests below the cut. Warning: Verbosity. )