GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Short version: mostly enjoyable, with one plot twist that made me want to punch the writers in the face. The rest of my comments are spoilertastic, so if you care about the franchise and haven't seen the movie I'd suggest skipping this post for now. (And if you care about the franchise, I would suggest seeing it, unless you have an allergy to dumb action flicks. Like I say, it was fun except for the one thing I really hated.)

( No, it's not that Doctor Mindbender wore a shirt. )

All in all, I am cool with the film makers changing things. The franchise exists in numerous continuities anyway. I am only annoyed with the thing they changed in an offensively stupid way.