Cliff, Marry, Shag?

I'm having the kind of day that makes me want to stab someone, preferably a customer. Unfortunately they're all on the other end of the phone.

So, is there anyone on the internet who wants to play cliff, marry, shag and cheer me up?

Cliff, Marry, Shag Results

Well, this certainly put me in a better mood, even if my day at work didn't really improve :-). Thank you for your help!

( Spoilers for Doctor Who Season Three. )