Get Martha Laid

After Human Nature/The Family of Blood and Blink, I have come to the conclusion that I do not 'ship Doctor/Martha even though they are often unbelievably cute. This is because Martha is too good for him. If he's not shagging her by now, the Doctor is clearly blind or stupid, probably both.

So Martha obviously needs to get her lovin' elsewhere. The trouble is, where from? For such a big universe, there are surprisingly few eligible bachelors I think she'd go for. There are plenty of wonderful women for her to shag if she were so inclined, but I've come to the conclusion that I am bad at femslash. (It is probably my being straight that is the problem there. Woe. If other people were to write Martha/Romana or something I would probably read it.) Also, there are loads of characters she could have fascinating gen/ampersand with - Leela and Martha Jones fight aliens! - but see the title of this post.

( Consideration of the main candidates ... )