Doctor Who Fanfic: Teaser for 'Open and Shut'

All right, so maybe I am writing it. This is what you get for encouraging me!

Smith and Jones was only one third downloaded when I left for work, so I cannot yet join fandom in its squee. Instead, you get this *g*. I think I have probably picked the worst day this year for posting Doctor Who fanfic, but I was bored out of my tiny skull here at work and many of you seemed interested. This is not a complete story. It's not even a complete section. It's not been properly researched, let alone betaed as yet. It is, as the header says, a 'teaser trailer' for the story. Details may well change during the creative process. (Just for starters, the school doesn't have a name yet.)

Rating: For this bit PG. For the story as a whole ... er, damned if I know yet.

Characters: Everyone who ever has been or ever shall be in Doctor Who is in this story somewhere, although only a few of them are actually in this bit. However, there are enough people mentioned in passing to render character/pairing lables meaningless. Call it 'ensemble cast' and have done.

( Caveat lector. )