Ace Attorney Drabble: Coitus Interruptus

This week, drabbles! (Well, a drabble for now. I have a few more floating around that I'm hoping to polish up.)

Approximately two million years ago - OK, more like two - I saw this prompt on the areyougame ficathon free-for-all prompt list:

Maggey/Gumshoe: coitus constantly interruptus - "We were born under an unlucky star."

It took me a while to get it right. Not unlike the characters in this story. Thank you, whoever originally wrote this prompt.

Summary: The first time goes about as well as you'd expect.

Rating: T for unlucky cops attempting to get laid.

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