... so what *does* it mean if a vampire offers you soup?

I am now all caught up with the most recent two episodes of The Middleman, w00t!

Kevin Sorbo guest starred in last week's installment and was really good. I did not think I would ever used the words 'Kevin Sorbo' and 'really good' in the same sentence. My world view is all askew! Possibly The Middleman is so awesome that it makes everything in it better .

( Spoilers for 'The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation' below cut. )