(Two fic posts in one day? Yeah, I've been busy lately.)

Take Down the Moon (39825 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 10/10
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Minor or Background Relationship(s)
Characters: Israel Hands, Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Israel Hands Lives, Israel Hands-centric, Flashbacks, Fluff and Angst, Happy Ending, Pining, Slow Burn, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Rimming, Anal Sex, Threesome - M/M/M, No Beta We Die Like ... Uh You Know What Never Mind, Original Male Goat

Summary: Two months ago, Izzy Hands failed at dying several times in a row. His crew sailed away without him, and now he's stuck in a shack with the man he (still, somehow) loves and his new boyfriend. Can he survive the awkwardness of this situation, the travails of getting Jeff's Bar and Grill started in the hospitality business, and repeated visits from the latest challengers for the title of worst pirates in the Caribbean*?

*For certain definitions of 'worst'.

Care and Feeding (505 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hitman (Video Games)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
Characters: Agent 47 (Hitman), Diana Burnwood
Additional Tags: Drabble Collection

Summary: Five meals 47 and Diana shared through the years.

(... and that brings to a close this current season of 'Andraste finds things on her hard drive and actually posts them instead of letting them sit there for several more years.' Am I pleased with myself for managing to get twelve things posted in the first three months of the year? Yes! Are there still dozens of documents in my WIP folder? Also yes! So maybe this show will be renewed for another season after some more of them acquire actual beginnings, middles and endings instead of just random scenes and bits of dialogue.)

Signa Ex Diris (1742 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Babylon 5 (TV 1993)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Londo Mollari, Cartagia (Babylon 5)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes
Series: Part 3 of Transpositions


Summary: Cartagia has many tedious things to attend to before he can ascend to power. Perhaps this visit to the prophetess of Tuwain will prove more interesting than he expected.

(More things from Andraste's hard drive! I wrote the first two parts of this all the way back in 2004, and then stalled out because I could not work out an interesting place for Londo to be in a genderswap AU. And then I felt very stupid for not realising much sooner where she would logically be located ...)

Candy Hearts reveals have happened, so I can now post this here!

Cabin Fever (1717 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Doctor Who (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: The Sixth Doctor, Frobisher (Doctor Who)

Summary: The Doctor and Frobisher take shelter from a storm, but find more excitement than they expected.

I started writing this for an entirely different iteration of halfamoon but hey, better late than never!


Paper Dolls (500 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Doctor Who (1963)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Tegan Jovanka, Nyssa of Traken
Additional Tags: Half A Moon 2023

Summary: The wardrobe room is amazing, until it isn't.

Continuing in my quest to get things off of my hard drive! I started writing this four or five years ago for ... uh, you know, I don't actually remember. Chocolate Box, probably? That would fit with the length, anyway.


So let us melt, and make no noise (301 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Heather/Bill Potts
Characters: Heather, Bill Potts

Summary: Wherever she goes, Heather keeps an eye on Bill.

Now that the grand unveiling has arrived, I can reveal that I wrote two Yuletide treats this year! (This makes up for not getting myself organised enough last year.) Both in fandoms I've not written in before, although I have made a Hitman vid.

Diamonds Aren't Forever (2351 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Genghis Khan - Miike Snow (Music Video)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Gold Nose Villain/Secret Agent (Genghis Khan - Miike Snow), Gold Nose Villain & Wife (Genghis Khan - Miike Snow)

Summary: It was just barely possible that he'd made a miscalculation somewhere. That was probably how he'd ended up strapped to a nuclear bomb by his ex-wife, right next to his new boyfriend.

Take Your Assassin To IHOP Day (4603 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hitman (Video Games)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Agent 47 & Diana Burnwood
Characters: Agent 47 (Hitman), Diana Burnwood
Additional Tags: Accidental Drug Use, Canon-Typical Violence, Also Canon-Typical Diana Drugging 47 Without Permission, Yuletide Treat, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Het, if there is such a thing

Summary: They've done just enough jobs together for Diana to get complacent the first time something goes spectacularly wrong.

(Sometimes fic happens when you start writing something to passive-aggressively protest a stupid tagging decision on AO3, only it takes you forever to finish because the protagonist keeps getting ~feelings~ all over what was meant to be a PWP, and then you add knifeplay so the angst might at least be interesting, and then the AO3 fixes its stupid tagging but you decide you might as well finish the story anyway. Fandom! *jazz hands*)

Ring the Bells That Still Can Ring (2008 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Moon Knight (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Marc Spector/Steven Grant/Jake Lockley
Characters: Marc Spector, Jake Lockley, Steven Grant
Additional Tags: Knifeplay, Masturbation, Self-Harm, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Unsafe Sex

Summary: Marc Spector is a collection of bad ideas and questionable coping mechanisms wrapped in a cape and cowl. Steven and Jake are just trying to help in their own ways.

Publish or Perish (3468 words) by Andraste
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Babylon 5
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: G'Kar/Londo Mollari
Characters: G'Kar (Babylon 5), Londo Mollari, Original Characters
Additional Tags: POV Outsider

Summary: A future historian discovers documents G'Kar left behind on Babylon 5, and gets rather more than she bargained for. This is a problem for Narn-Centauri relations.

(Has it really been eight years since I posted B5 fanfic? That seems absurd. Almost as absurd as this story.)

Levy's Eighth Law (2951 words) by Andraste
Fandom: X-Men (Comicverse)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Jean Grey/Scott Summers, Remy LeBeau/Rogue
Characters: Bennet du Paris, Elizabeth Braddock, Bobby Drake, Charles Xavier, Douglas Ramsey, Erik Lehnsherr, Forge, Hank McCoy, Jean Grey, Nathaniel Essex, Quentin Quire, Scott Summers, John Allerdyce, Tessa | Sage
Additional Tags: Epistolary, Crack, Humor, Message Board Format

Summary:

“No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.”

Or: assembling twenty thousand mutants on an island is bound to create a few ... logistical issues.