I LOVE this idea... so much so that I might, with sufficent prodding, liquor and bribes, be persuaded the write it even though I hate Owen with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.

See, if it was written like that, I would love this hypothetical story! It was the idea of happy-happy fluffy Martha/Owen that I found off-putting.

The question is, how can you be bribed?