I wish to engage in an emotional outburst asserting that Caves of Androzani is the worst dreck I've ever seen on television, in that it's derivative, has a lame "Phantom of the Opera" ripoff villain who's too pointless to exist, and is so boring I've never managed to watch it without very literally falling asleep, and also possesses only sixty seconds worthy of the resources used to film it, mainly consisting of Colin Baker and that secretary taking over the company. There. I feel better now. :)